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    Lightbulb way to quiet on this forum. Caution not for the faint hearted!

    Come on people we gotta wake up this forum. This is crossroads of America baby! Let the fun begin.

    We own vipers not corvettes. Thank god! Had my car out for like the 3rd event ever and I meet my nemesis. Its not everyday you meet a guy with a color matched outfit (Shorts colored matched to his car, embroidered skirt color matched to his car, matching hat, matching attitude, walks like he has a serious case of hemroids. OK I made that part up) that could tee me off so quickly. Three faint words

    BUCKET OF BOLTS! Moving on now.


    So I watched a caddy, early 60's last night at D&M do a burnout at the lights. Tony said it best. It made the whole night worth it. Close your eyes and picture this. .... this was a really cool car. .... minus the burnout... lol

    Long rectangle. ....
    Black as asphalt. .
    Straight as an arrow(nice body)
    Custom chrome wheels
    Weird Honda multiple rectangle side exhaust tips
    Long like stretch limo long.......

    Pulls to the light
    Revs her up like he wants to do a neutral drop
    Opens his door and runs to the back of his car
    Throws an anchor out and stabs it in the asphalt
    Gets back in his car
    Stomps on it when the light turns green
    Front end up
    Back end down
    Front end still going up( i swear he had 32" travel front shocks on this thing)
    One wheel wonder tire spinning.

    Now take that with all my boat references and picture a 26' crownline with a v8 trying to come up to plane and never being able to because someone forgot to put the drain plug back in and she's going down!

    So when is the next cruise? I had an absolute blast when we did that. That was the highlight of my membership. Let's get something "fingered" out!


    Little to no response on the 5th of July party...might have to invite corvette club in order to get a response. .. lol

    That's all till next time

    Josh

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    Would be happy to get to the party , but will be at the track racing, so sorry to miss the festivities.

    Good write up and my next cruise will be up to Detroit for the Homecoming!!

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    That Caddy was cool was a 1963 with a 2007 Tahoe motor in it and Nscar style exhaust on it. Had a cool sound too. Josh I will be at the party after 7.

    Bruce

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    Wish I could have done the homecoming! Sold out before I even had a car

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    Josh's nemesis!!!

    Click picture for video...

    Josh did forget to mention that this guy also has a matching towel (blue) in his pocket to wipe viper exhaust off the front of his car..
    Last edited by jjfne; 06-28-2014 at 02:10 PM.

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    Is that Josh's car on the right?

    Bruce

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    Josh was right...the caddy lifted up as if it was going to take off! tire just a smokin...and just a screamin ... Was waiting for it to actually start to move.... It was awesome to see !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Count me in for any impromtu road rally....

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    Tony u still in for this afternoon? Rain should be moved on soon

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    If you look real close that vette plate says. Zr1 turd

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    What's this road rally business? Is there a cruise associated with this show
    Last edited by cuda736908; 06-28-2014 at 03:42 PM.

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    " oh cool, Where do you suppose that guy got that wing for that car? Maybe a Honda or something! "

    Lmao!
    That was pretty funny to last night!

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    Click pic for video

    Josh, Your Nemesis has redeemed himself!!!! Well kinda...

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    LMAO, that was too good.

    Bruce

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    I love it! Undercover work! He has been exposed!!!

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    Omg... I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. .. that guy went home and washed his mouth out! Lol

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    Great work Sniper!


 

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