1) I'm stopped at a light in the left lane of 2 left turn lanes. the light turns green and the guy in a BMW M5 in the right lane shouts "your car sucks" gives me a big thumbs down and takes off through the light. he goes around the corner loses it and side swipes the curb so hard he snapped off his right rear wheel and it flew into the woods. I turn around and come back by him while he is out staring blankly at his car. I told him only a pussy shouts something then speeds away and by the way your car is a piece of crap, the wheels fall off when going around corners.

2) I stop at a Dunkin donuts for an ice coffee. A cute girl asks me if she can take a pic of my car. I said if you like I will take some pics of you in the drivers seat. She is sitting in the car and as I am snapping pics some guy comes running out of DD screaming "what is wrong with you? what kind of a woman gets in a strange guys car?, you rich guys are all the same and a bunch of other BS.

She tells him to go inside because he is embarassing her. she then slips me her number and drives away. I go inside for my coffee and gilligan is staring me down. he walks over and says that I ran his girlfriend off etc. and before I can open my mouth and in front of the whole store some old woman stands up, shakes her finger at him and says "son you ran her off yourself because you are acting like an immature, insecure manchild". The entire store burst into laughter and gilligan runs out crying, gets into his car and proceeds to drive over 2 curbs on the way out, ripping the exhaust system off his car. now stuck in the road a cop pulls up. The cop ends up being an old martial arts student of mine. As I drive past I say to him" Jimmy go easy on him he is a cryer". I then proceed to call her up and explain what happened. Ends up she was meeting him for the 1st time outside of work for coffee. we end up having a great few months together and then she moved to chicago for a new job. Gilligan got busted for driving an unregistered vehicle and having almost 8 grams of coke in his car!

3) I'm leaving a stop sign in a very upscale section of town. there is construction going on and the speed limit is 15 mph. A cop pulls me over for doing 20 in a 15 mph zone. I apologize and told him my speedo goes from zero to 20 and I was guessing at how fast I was going. also with my upgraded tires my speedo is off a bit. He proceeded to go on about driving the speed limit and how people with these kind of cars are killing the environment and how much gas they use etc.
Then another cop pulls up and I figure I'm screwed. this cop is his captain and he happens to be a BIG TIME Viper fan. he asks me all about the car and would it be ok if he took a picture to send to his kids. I said sure if you like you can sit in it and I'll take the pics with you in the drivers seat.

so after 15 minutes or so of picture taking and car talk he tells me "you are free to go"! I said but the other officer was giving me a ticket for doing 20 in a 15 zone. he said "he is a rookie in training and I will handle this, have a great day and drive safe". not one to look a gift horse in the mouth I hi tailed it outta there and never looked back.

Just a few of the many, many stories that have accumulated in 7 years and 90,000 miles of Viper ownership.
Only in a Viper!