Originally Posted by
JonB ~ PartsRack
OK, here is another, a bit of a 'Penthouse' moment?
In the Marriott parking Garage around midnite, Steve at Autoform was debuting his mule hard-top. Several of us were there, along with a tall, ravishing redhead in a flimsy almost-transparent dress who just showed up. She had a photog with her, and said she was a "Mopar Tough Trucks" poster girl for some prior Dodge event. The photog had VOI guest creds.
She wanted to get some pix inside a Viper, and so I obliged. I helped her into the driver seat, and apologized that she had to sit on my red race harnesses and buckles (a rarity in 1994!). She suggested that it would be sexier to WEAR the harnesses, and so I was happy to oblige.
While she scooted up in the seat, I retrieved the lap and sub belts from underneath her, and the shoulder belts from behind her. I apologized for all the 'inadvertent contact' of the process. She was all giggly, as the photog was clicking away.
As I fastened her into the harnesses, and tightened her shoulder belts, she arranged them strategically over her top, along with her LONG red hair.
She began reaching, waving, posing, hair-flips etc for a couple minutes. By now, 3-4 Owners had stopped by and took pix too.
At this point, she asked if the harnesses would be OK in place if she 'got skimpy'. I told her they would stay in place if the car flipped over, and she DROPPED HER TOP!!!
I graciously helped her arrange the 3" wide harnesses over her 36" front fascia, and she resumed her posing routine.
At one point she wanted to 'sit up higher' and the harnesses HAD to be adjusted to accommodate. The whole process was about 15 minutes. She and the photog PROMISED to mail me some prints (1994 remember.)
The next day, the 5-6 owners who viewed this episode had begun to spread the story. Rumor was, it was ME who arranged the shoot, and lots of owners wanted prints! As much as I denied staging the event, few believed me.
I have to say, that after owning 17 Vipers, NONE of them looked as sexy as that G1 Red with Redhead interior in the midnite parking garage!
Epilogue: Nearly TWO YEARS LATER I received a 5x7 plain brown envelope in the mail with about 1 dozen of the pix, no names, no addresses. Just a thank-you note and an apology for the delay.
I swear on my VCA Founding Officer credentials its 100% true!
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