One day in Heaven, Moses and Jesus are having a chat. One says to the other "How do you fancy giong back to Earth for a day just for old times' sake?". The other agrees and so they find themselves relaxing on a boat on the Sea of Galilee.

Moses says to Jesus, "Do you reckon you could still do miracles?".
Jesus says, "Of course. How about you?"
Moses says, "I'm pretty sure that I could as well. How about we have a contest? We each do our best miracle".
Jesus accepts and asks what Moses thought was hs best miracle so Moses says "Parting the waters of the Red Sea".
"OK. Try and part the waters". So Moses stands up, holds out his arm and commands the waters to part. A dry path appears from the boat to the shore. Jesus says to Moses, "That's really impressive. Nice one!".

Moses asks Jesus what he thought was his best miracle so Jesus says "I think walking on water was my best one". Moses says "Go on then", so Jesus steps over the side of the boat - and promptly sinks, Moses grabs His robes and pulls Jesus back into the boat gasping for breath.

"What went wrong? Why didn't it work?"

"I don't really know. But I didn't have these holes in my feet last time I tried it".

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I had a game of quiet tennis today.
It’s like regular tennis just without the racket.