I met an older woman at a bar last night. OOOH! She looked pretty good for a 60+ year-old In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that?' I asked

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like. I said, 'No, I haven't, but I’d like to.’

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'Tonight's your lucky night.'

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

Mom ... you still awake?'

At that point I realised that I had misunderstood the situation, made my excuses and said goodbye.

I never heard the shot.