Joke of the Day

[Fatboy 18]

Meanwhile back at the monastery in the early hours of the morning, there is an almighty racket going on, whooping, shouting screaming.

One of the local residents is really hacked off with the noise, goes over and bangs on the door.

The Abbot opens it and says "Yes my son can I help you"

He says "Do you know it's nearly three in the morning and all this noise is keeping everyone up, what on earth is going on in there"

The Abbot says "We are holding a monks ball"

Man says "Well if you let it go maybe we could all get some sleep"!