Took ridiculously long to get here from some part of Asia (I must presume from the torturously translated English). 2 weeks after my birthday my "hoverboard" arrived.

We've taken a good dozen of Segway tours over the years so I'm pretty comfortable with the balance and movements, but this thing is altogether another level of near death experience. Holy crap is this thing fun and crazy dangerous. I'm going to buy wrist guards ASAP since I'm definitely going to take a serious fall at some point.

Have to find the proper place to affix my VOA sticker!