El Chapo's GEN V Viper

[Viper Girl]

Just saw this at the Daily Mail...

El Chapo had a Viper in his collection... Wonder if it'll end up on ebay



Article here

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...mains-run.html

[RedTanRT/10]

Kala, Viper truck in the background too. The mustang is from the old days after he sold his first kilo

[BlknBlu]

and a Viper truck too.

Bruce

[Viper Girl]

Kala, Viper truck in the background too.

and a Viper truck too.

Actually I just looked at all the photos... El Chapo Loved him some Chrysler products

[Viper Girl]

Maybe the Raffle Truck Night Runner! LOL

[BlknBlu]

How did he get all of those thru the narrow tunnels from prison?

Bruce

[Viper Girl]

How did he get all of those thru the narrow tunnels from prison?

Bruce

Viper Power Baby! LOL

They should sell them in a package as the El Chapo Collection Special Editions... The cars with a real story...

[plumcrazy]

el chapo has some great taste !

[swexlin]

el chapo has some great taste !

I know, right? Well, I guess he's not ALL bad......!

[Vprbite]

I say buy it at auction. He probably won't care that a gringo has it. Plus, he wouldn't legally be allowed to enter the country so you would have nothing to worry about.

As far as chrysler goes, I have followed news about this guy for some time having grown up in Arizona in Phoenix and in Tucson and I always saw photos of him in Jeeps. And, he (his character of course) is shown with a jeep in the movie "BLOW" with Johhny Depp and in the new Netflix series "Narcos", his character also drives a Jeep. Perhaps he just dug em. Or it could be their association with the american military was a good psychological tool for his line of work.

Interesting either way.

[Vprbite]

Hey viper girl...was it chrysler products he liked...or just stuff that goes fast? Hahahaha, get it? Fast cause, of, well, Ya know he sold, Ya know.


Bottom line...Sweet F$&kin minivan there too in the pics.

[Viper Girl]

Bottom line...Sweet F$&kin minivan there too in the pics.

I bet the forum could pool some $ to get that Mini Van for you... I know you want it...

[Vprbite]

First of all...thanks for the offer but if I am gonna get clipped by a cartel hitman it will be for the Viper. Secondly, don't bag on minivans. My buddies and I go to the fiery foods festival in Albuquerque every year (hot sauces, mustards, bbq sauces, plus we just act like idiots for for days in ABQ) but we fit 6 grown men, all our stuff, all the stuff we buy to bring back, and a cooler full of bee..water and soft drinks in that thing and no one is cramped for space. They are bigger inside than a Tahoe. They are like an egg. All interior space. And they have 14 cup holder. Ya know. For the soft drinks.

[Vprbite]

By the way. Since I saw the minivan in those pictures I keep seeing in my mind's eye, El Chapo and his wife having a discussion over the schedule tomorrow and getting the kids to soccer practice, etc.

Wife: Chapo, remember you have to take Nachito to soccer tomorrow and drive his other three friends home. And tomorrow is the day they get ice cream. Don't forget 4 o clock.

Chapo: no! I told you I have a 150 million dollar coke deal with the Chechnian's and I can't move it.

Wife: I wrote it on the calander that our daughter Rosalinda has her dress rehearsal for her ballet recital tomorrow and I have to finish sewing all 7 of the girls costumes. Why do I even write on the calamder if you aren't going to read it. Sometimes it seems like I am the only parent around here.

Chapo: what? Do you know how hard it is fighting off the Gulf cartel and the mexican army at the same time, all while trying to get all this cocaine into America? Do you know how hard I work to provide our sons with these gold plated guns?

Wife: oh, and you think what I do isn't work!

Chapo: I didn't say that, just that what I have to do tomorrow is really important.

Wife: so now I'm not important?

Chapo: fine I'll call the Chechnian's and reschedule. Where are the keys to the minivan?

Wife: In my purse. Remember you have to have orange slices for halftime too.

Chapo: oh F*&k it, I'll just get myself arrested.


I'm sorry but I just keep picturing a scene like this and can't stop cracking myself up. But then I've got some screws loose. I was made near the end of the 70s when american manufacturing was pretty bad.

[Viper Girl]

LOL Jeff, I totally see you cracking up...

Cute story but...

Sewing dresses? Take the kids to soccer practice? they probably have their own stadium out back...

El Chapo is in the top 60 of Forbes Billionaire list... http://www.forbes.com/profile/joaquin-guzman-loera/

For perspective The Donald is number 405 on Forbes list... http://www.forbes.com/profile/donald-trump/


El Chapo says FU to the Donald...

[Vprbite]

El Chapo days "FU...followed by, sorry man I'm just really jazzed up right now. Damn this is an awesome night. We need another drink. You need a drink? Dude lets go to vegas, right now. C'mon. Or let's go hit the strip club. I gotta go to the bathroom real quick I'll be right back."

Some of you may get that joke, some of you may not.

Truthfully though he is supposedly a family man. I guess I don't know how true that is but ey say his kids are very important to him.