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golfer15
04-07-2014, 09:06 PM
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault``Clio`` and Ford ``Taurus`` they have designed the ``Clitaurus``. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bit-h to start in the morning. Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increaded appetitie for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it look bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners will find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

Black Pearl
04-08-2014, 08:38 AM
LMAO:smilielol:

Sybil TF
04-08-2014, 08:43 AM
Oh brother.....:lame:

Shooter
04-08-2014, 10:17 AM
Lol

J TNT
04-08-2014, 10:33 AM
Too funny ! :)

GBS
04-08-2014, 01:45 PM
A short term lease and replace with a new model sounds like a good alternative!:t1567:

ViperGTS
04-08-2014, 01:48 PM
:smilielol:a good one!

Leslie
04-08-2014, 03:08 PM
I just spit all over my computer laughing!

bluesrt
04-08-2014, 04:38 PM
sometimes the truth hurts-jk

Torquemonster06
04-08-2014, 07:42 PM
Lmao

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LMAO

GuitarSteve2112
04-20-2014, 12:27 AM
HAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant!

slitherv10
04-20-2014, 08:41 AM
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault``Clio`` and Ford ``Taurus`` they have designed the ``Clitaurus``. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bit-h to start in the morning. Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increaded appetitie for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it look bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners will find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

I'm not getting it....

I looked up all the models and could not find that one.

Creatre
04-21-2014, 11:57 AM
Hahahaha!