So, if this occured, any suggestions ?

[KRATEDISEASE]

So, lets just say my wife fell down the staircase by accident, and then accidently fell onto a kitchen knife that happened to be left at the bottom of the stairs, and when her body rolled a bit she happened to accidently get her neck wrapped around a electrical cord.....

and she god forbid accidently happened to die ( by accident, of course)....

and I wanted to give her a quick burial ( without a coffin, to be respectful to her), since I assume that is what she would want...

would it be better to bury her in some foundation cement that I currently am working on in the basement,

or would it be better to give her a burial in the woods in a different state out of respect ?

Just wondering..... because accidents do happen periodically, .... and you can never be too prepared.

[Space Truckin]

Wtf, rotflmao!!!!

[KRATEDISEASE]

This thread is real quiet.

I can only assume that the majority of dudes posting here have their wives check all their posts for grammar and spelling......unlike me

[Rand1993]

She found multiple grammar mistakes in your post and headed to the hardware store. Now she's mixing concrete in the basement. I think I'm in trouble!

[KRATEDISEASE]

yikes !!

[J TNT]

Now that you have posted on the world wide web , I think that if any harm comes to your wife , you will be a PRIME Suspect !!!.......lol ! lmao ! :dropdev:

[Rand1993]

Will Kratedisease qualify as an accessory to murder if she gets me first? Just askin'.

[KRATEDISEASE]

Now that you have posted on the world wide web , I think that if any harm comes to your wife , you will be a PRIME Suspect !!!.......lol ! lmao ! :dropdev:

Not if its an ACCIDENT !!!

[LittleCobra]

It would mean you did a pretty poor job at being a husband if she decided to resign her position as your wife by falling on one of her own knives... just sayin'.

[KRATEDISEASE]

Anyone here on the VOA sell life insurance ? I am looking to get a policy on my wife.

[plumcrazy]

lmao, i hate when that happens

[KRATEDISEASE]

Looky here, my mother killed my father and when I went to the District Attorneys office to file a complaint they said they would have trouble prosecuting my mom because they said that my dads death had occurred very, very, very slowly over a 38 year period.

Women get a way with murder every day....

[BlknBlu]

what if she accidently drown in a catfish pond? No one would know

Bruce

[KRATEDISEASE]

what if she accidently drown in a catfish pond? No one would know

Bruce

Yah !! and I could always say that the plastic bag over her head when she was pulled out of the pond was there so that she could breath under water , right ?

[BlknBlu]

or that she fell in a woodchipper at the shoreline and was chipped into the pond.

Bruce

[plumcrazy]

woodchipper at a farm with man eating pigs

[KRATEDISEASE]

or that she fell in a woodchipper at the shoreline and was chipped into the pond.

Bruce

nah.... no one would believe that that could ever happen by accident..... again....... after my first wife died that way

[Rand1993]

Where is Policy Limits one this one? Looks like opportunity knocking.

[BlknBlu]

Have her join another Viper club...lol

Bruce

[KRATEDISEASE]

Have her join another Viper club...lol

Bruce

so that I am found at the bottom of the stairs with a knife in my back that I accidently fell on and a lamp cord around my neck tied in a knot, with a bag over my head that I "wear as a mask periodically" ?

No thanks !

[KRATEDISEASE]

Just thinking..... if I turn blue, can someone here promise to have white stripes sprayed on my face to match the ones on my GTS ?

[daveg]

If I was your wife (hovering over your lifeless body) I would tell you that I read the post and not to bring a Cord / knife to a gun fight.

I would also tell you I upped your life insurance policy and that the only reason I married you was for your Viper!

Oh, and as far as the cement, I would use it for the addition I am going to build onto the garage for the new Viper I will buy with your insurance money..

LOL…

[Rand1993]

She has probably already ordered the Viper. Maybe i should ask Ralph to check?

[Sybil TF]

Kratedisease having erectile dysfunction. Thinks it's the wife's fault......:lol2:

[Viper Girl]

Kratedisease having erectile dysfunction. Thinks it's the wife's fault......:lol2:

We have a winner! :owned:

[ViperSmith]

http://i.imgur.com/RcNab2m.gif

[Sam Goldfarb]

Icicles! They are sharp and deadly and then they melt, no murder weapon and no fingerprints!