Things in the paper (or internet) you just can't help but shake your head at....

[whitebeard]

http://thelapine.ca/ohio-wife-torches-husbands-truck-after-getting-crock-pot-and-cheap-lingerie-for-xmas/


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“Good food, good lovin’, and a good truck were all I wanted for Christmas,” said the 37-year-old warehouse worker sporting a swollen-shut right eye.
“Now the truck’s gone, the wife’s gone, and she even broke the crock pot.”"

[Viper Girl]

OMG thats too funny...

Hey Randall, this happened in Dayton!


That site has a bunch of funnies on it...
This one made me laugh too

http://thelapine.ca/mayo-clinic-to-study-mens-middle-aged-flat-asses/

[slysnake]

Neither link works. :(

[Space Truckin]

^^^what he said^^^

[whitebeard]

odd, it is here

Ohio Wife Torches Husband’s Truck After Getting Crock Pot and Cheap Lingerie for Xmas

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DAYTON — Police arrested 34-year old Tracy Waters yesterday morning after she allegedly set fire to her husband Dave’s 2013 Chevy Silverado Crew Cab in a rage over her Christmas gifts.

“He gave me a slow-cooker and these red nylon crotchless panties with a push-up bra,” Mrs. Waters told police.


“The bra had tassels for fuck sake. Tassels.”
Police have charged Mrs. Waters with arson, assault with a weapon (“a 4-gallon ceramic crock pot with corn-on-the-cob pattern”) and using foul language in public.
Mr. Waters told the Dayton Daily News that he was excited about his gifts for his wife and doesn’t understand why she became angry and turned violent.
“Good food, good lovin’, and a good truck were all I wanted for Christmas,” said the 37-year-old warehouse worker sporting a swollen-shut right eye.

“Now the truck’s gone, the wife’s gone, and she even broke the crock pot.”


Police and fire responded to a duplex in the city’s southeast after neighbors called emergency saying there was a vehicle on fire and a woman was observed throwing armfuls of what appeared to be men’s clothing onto the flames.
Sarah Palin told FOX News that this is another example of the attack of Christmas.

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Mayo Clinic To Study Men’s Middle-Aged Flat Asses

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ROHESTER, MN — Researchers at the Mayo Clinic say they are two months into a lifestyle study to determine why men start losing muscular shape in their buttocks starting primarily in their 60s.
“We really know nothing about why aging men get atrophic glutonoid medius and epidermal tonal slippage…basically collapsed asses and a fold of hanging bum skin,” said Dr. Ernst Whitacker in a TED speech posted on the internet today.
“Men start sitting down to urinate more often after turning about 55 and this may be a contributing factor but it’s been a taboo topic in polite society so there have not been any in-depth studies done to date.”
“I mean it doesn’t come up at the dinner table that everyone misses the good old days when Dad had an ass.”


The 4-year study will survey more than 37,000 American and Canadian men between the ages of 40 and 60, when buttock loss reaches its maximum. It will probe physical activity, diet, marijuana usage, alcohol consumption, group sex fantasies, and sleep patterns.
“We’re excited to finally start getting into aging men’s derriers,” said Whitaker, drawing laughs from the TED audience made up mostly of fellow researchers and medical doctors.
“But we are having some difficulty getting participants. We’ve placed ads asking for male participants and tried to use everyday language”


“But how do you ask a guy if he misses his ass?”
Dan LeHomme

[Sybil TF]

Damn, she snapped.LOL