Dodge Viper crashes into Taco Bell in Laguna Niguel

[johniew398]

Dodge Viper crashes into Taco Bell in Laguna Niguel

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/taco-697988-bell-viper.html

[BlackSnake99]

It was a microaggression.

[Fatboy 18]

Hungry? Puts a new meaning to the words "Drive Thru" :D

Looks like the drivers side rear wheel toe link has broken?

Car looks like it needs the racing duct tape repair kit!

[Bugman Jeff]

How fast does a person have to be going to make it over that many curbs and still cause that much damage to the car and building?

[Vprbite]

Since "there were no injuries", per the article, it's ok to make jokes right?

Ok I'll start.

Stoners have organized a candlelight vigil for the Taco Bell, but they forgot when it was.

Maybe he had eaten at chipotle and just really needed a bathroom?

[Vprbite]

How fast does a person have to be going to make it over that many curbs and still cause that much damage to the car and building?

It looks like he was spinning too. Rotational velocity is a bitch. Trust me, I know. But it looks like he blew sideways through the drive through cause he took out the menu sign. I mean, at least as far as I can tell from one photo. I could be completely wrong. But going by one photo, that's what it seems.

[Fatboy 18]

Anyone know the owner? Are they a VOA member?

[SLViper]

Look like it might be another case of too much GO pedal!

[Mopar'er no car]

The dude said no sour cream...No sour cream, the clicks from the sour cream caulk gun and the laughter he heard over the loud speaker from the vette owner making his tacos sent him over the edge....Errrr curb..

[Patentlaw]

It was a deer.

[Fatboy 18]

It was a deer.

Yea, that was a Deer Taco $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!

[Patentlaw]

Yea, that was a Deer Taco $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!

Old timers will appreciate it.;)

[Vprbite]

Yea, that was a Deer Taco $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!

Deer tacos are delicious. Seriously. Elk is better. But deer is excellent.